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Exagerate And Trick Me

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The Grandest Plan Of All [Oct. 17th, 2006|11:19 pm]
Exagerate And Trick Me
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I've been doing a fair bit of people watching lately. Armed with my latest copy of Teen Witch Flair, I've been watching everyone who's passed my path. I fear I've let this overwhelm me and I've been rather silent.

Anyway, they've done this article on fashion trends at Beauxbatons, and really, that's where I should have went to school. The girls there seem to take so much time with their appearances. But, as it's already my final year here, I guess there's nothing that can be done.

So I've a mission: To make Hogwarts full of the trendiest, prettiest people around.

If someone's socks don't match, I'll be there with a colouring charm. If someone's hair looks wonky, I will be there with scissors and hairspray. If someone's outfits looks bad, I will be there to lead them back to their common room door and stand there until they exit in something more appropriate.

If you're one of the ones I attack, take no offence, it's not your fault you were never taught proper dressing techinques.

I'm also accepting appointments for consultations so you won't be buttonholed in the Great Hall.

And remember! I'm watching you.
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[User Picture]From: lovelylavvy
2006-10-18 01:36 am (UTC)
That would make our school a much better place! I surely will help you with that.
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[User Picture]From: parvati_gemini
2006-10-18 03:44 pm (UTC)
Oh, dear. I fear I'll need all the help I can get. There are far too many fashion deviants for me to deal personally with them all.
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[User Picture]From: lovelylavvy
2006-10-19 07:15 pm (UTC)
Sadly, one thing you lose when you get older, apparently, is some sort of decent dress sense.
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[User Picture]From: parvati_gemini
2006-10-24 09:19 pm (UTC)
I'd like to point out that some people never had a decent sense of dressing. We are the elite though, and it's our responsibility to share our knowledge with the weak.
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[User Picture]From: lovelylavvy
2006-10-24 11:04 pm (UTC)
Definitely. We should open up a program that makes sure that the first years that are about to come to Hogwarts learn to dress correctly.
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[User Picture]From: parvati_gemini
2006-10-24 11:17 pm (UTC)
Oh, Lav! That's a wonderful idea. I wonder if we could get it implemented? I bet the school board would be more interested in making sure first years get wizarding customs or some such, and we could slip in a bit about fashion.
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[User Picture]From: hjames_potter
2006-10-18 09:47 am (UTC)
Do I still need your help?


I think my fashion sense is better now that I buy my own clothes.
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[User Picture]From: parvati_gemini
2006-10-18 03:47 pm (UTC)
Harry, dear. There are very few who don't need my help. It's nothing to be ashamed of that you're still one of them. : )
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[User Picture]From: hjames_potter
2006-10-18 04:34 pm (UTC)
Oh bugger. Oh well, all help is welcome. When can we start? *winks*
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[User Picture]From: parvati_gemini
2006-10-24 09:24 pm (UTC)
As soon as we both have a spare minute, I suppose.
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[User Picture]From: hjames_potter
2006-10-24 09:41 pm (UTC)
*winces* Unless you know how to mend a broken hand and a broken nose (without SkeleGro), bruised ribs, a sore head and sore legs, these last ones full of bruises, I think it'd be better if it waited a bit longer. Sorry bout that.
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[User Picture]From: parvati_gemini
2006-10-24 09:49 pm (UTC)
Alas. You should keep out of situations that end up with you damaged. Bruises are not in vogue. Ever.
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[User Picture]From: terry_a_boot
2006-10-22 10:28 pm (UTC)
So the fashion police have finaly hit Hogwarts, I take it?
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[User Picture]From: parvati_gemini
2006-10-24 09:46 pm (UTC)
Oh, yes indeed. I have to admit, you're vaguely passable, so I may not attack you with colouring and fitting charms any time soon.

But still take care as you dress.
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[User Picture]From: terry_a_boot
2006-10-24 10:18 pm (UTC)
Well, I guess I'll watach my back. Wouldn't want to get attacked in the hallway on my way to classes or something of that nature.
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[User Picture]From: parvati_gemini
2006-10-24 10:25 pm (UTC)
Oh, but I'm good at attacking where the attacked never knows I was near. I could re-do your entire wardrobe and you wouldn't notice until someone complimented your new shoes.
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[User Picture]From: terry_a_boot
2006-10-24 10:28 pm (UTC)
*Grin* Hmm... New shoes would be nice I guess. I'll be sure to thank you, if I happen to get a compliment on something then.
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[User Picture]From: parvati_gemini
2006-10-24 10:38 pm (UTC)
Ah, well. Be sure that you do.

And new shoes are always nice. Always, dear. You should get some.
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[User Picture]From: terry_a_boot
2006-10-24 10:40 pm (UTC)
I'll consider it. Only because you suggested it though.
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[User Picture]From: parvati_gemini
2006-10-24 10:45 pm (UTC)
Oh, lovely. I think I shall get some new shoes too.
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[User Picture]From: terry_a_boot
2006-10-24 10:47 pm (UTC)
I don't think I've ever had a conversation about shoes until today.
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[User Picture]From: parvati_gemini
2006-10-24 10:52 pm (UTC)
Oh, how is that possible? Shoes are very important. They keep your feet warm and hide bad nail polish charms that can't be removed and make outfits complete.

I adore shoes.
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[User Picture]From: terry_a_boot
2006-10-24 11:21 pm (UTC)
Parvati, may I remind you I'm a guy. Most of us don't care about things like that really. If we think we look nice we go off that usualy.
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[User Picture]From: parvati_gemini
2006-10-24 11:31 pm (UTC)
Oh, I'm aware of your gender, but even guys should take care of their appearance. You never know who's watching you. And typically you're all horribly wrong about what looks nice. Most of you need fashion consultants.
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[User Picture]From: terry_a_boot
2006-10-25 02:26 am (UTC)
At least, I know where, or should I say who to turn to if I indeed need help with my appearance. Oh, I saw you the other day and you looked very nice. I'm sure you already knew that, but I thought you'd like a compliment.
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[User Picture]From: parvati_gemini
2006-10-25 02:33 am (UTC)
Oh, you certainly are a charmer. Thank you muchly, dear.

I'd be happy to help if you ever have any questions.
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[User Picture]From: terry_a_boot
2006-10-25 02:46 am (UTC)
I have plenty of questions, but I'll save them for another time. I'll be seeing you around?
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[User Picture]From: parvati_gemini
2006-10-25 03:03 am (UTC)
Oh, most definitely. Whenever you're ready to ask those questions, just let me know.
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