|The Grandest Plan Of All
||[Oct. 17th, 2006|11:19 pm]
Exagerate And Trick Me
I've been doing a fair bit of people watching lately. Armed with my latest copy of Teen Witch Flair, I've been watching everyone who's passed my path. I fear I've let this overwhelm me and I've been rather silent.
Anyway, they've done this article on fashion trends at Beauxbatons, and really, that's where I should have went to school. The girls there seem to take so much time with their appearances. But, as it's already my final year here, I guess there's nothing that can be done.
So I've a mission: To make Hogwarts full of the trendiest, prettiest people around.
If someone's socks don't match, I'll be there with a colouring charm. If someone's hair looks wonky, I will be there with scissors and hairspray. If someone's outfits looks bad, I will be there to lead them back to their common room door and stand there until they exit in something more appropriate.
If you're one of the ones I attack, take no offence, it's not your fault you were never taught proper dressing techinques.
I'm also accepting appointments for consultations so you won't be buttonholed in the Great Hall.
And remember! I'm watching you.