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(no subject) [Jan. 7th, 2007|03:05 pm]
Exagerate And Trick Me
Oh, dear. It's been simply forever since I last even looked at this journal. So much has happened. There was Christmas (Oh, Happy Christmas, everyone!) and New Year (oh, I was in America and saw the most divine Muggle fireworks) but life in general has been hectic. Padma has been simply tiring in her pursuit of being the world's most annoying sister, and all this Defence studying I've been doing is packing my brain full of things that I'm sure I'm going to mix up when it comes exam time.

But life is good, and I'm excited for class. I am determined to get my O on my Defence NEWT. I have to go study. I don't see how smart people spend all their time studying. I'm ready to pull out my perfectly curled hair. Alas.
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(no subject) [Dec. 4th, 2006|07:50 pm]
Exagerate And Trick Me
I have to get an Outstanding in Defence class. It's an absolute must. By getting an Outstanding, I will be one step closer to making Hogwarts beautiful for future generations.

So, I need a tutor. I need someone who's already getting amazing grades and who can sit down and walk me through this. In exchange, I am willing to marry/worship/guide through buying a new wardrobe/give a hair cut, and many other things that I can't think of at the moment because I'm getting nervous.

Please, if you're smart, help a girl out?
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(no subject) [Oct. 24th, 2006|10:33 pm]
Exagerate And Trick Me
I need a date to the Halloween Party. And soon, so I can pick out their costume. And so I can figure out a way to get out of it if my costume is hideous.

Any offers?
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The Grandest Plan Of All [Oct. 17th, 2006|11:19 pm]
Exagerate And Trick Me
[feeling |excitedexcited]

I've been doing a fair bit of people watching lately. Armed with my latest copy of Teen Witch Flair, I've been watching everyone who's passed my path. I fear I've let this overwhelm me and I've been rather silent.

Anyway, they've done this article on fashion trends at Beauxbatons, and really, that's where I should have went to school. The girls there seem to take so much time with their appearances. But, as it's already my final year here, I guess there's nothing that can be done.

So I've a mission: To make Hogwarts full of the trendiest, prettiest people around.

If someone's socks don't match, I'll be there with a colouring charm. If someone's hair looks wonky, I will be there with scissors and hairspray. If someone's outfits looks bad, I will be there to lead them back to their common room door and stand there until they exit in something more appropriate.

If you're one of the ones I attack, take no offence, it's not your fault you were never taught proper dressing techinques.

I'm also accepting appointments for consultations so you won't be buttonholed in the Great Hall.

And remember! I'm watching you.
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(no subject) [Aug. 18th, 2006|01:28 pm]
Exagerate And Trick Me
[feeling |ecstaticecstatic]

Ooo! You've all heard of the Masquerade, haven't you?!

Isn't it terribly fascinating!? I can't wait to see who everyone is at the end of the night! What colours have everyone will have picked?! Oh, will we be able to tell who anyone is? Will we still sound the same?

Oh, this sounds like so much fun!
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